Finally, I got taiyaki.
I've even got two.
One is Ogura-An and the other one is cheese.
But I wonder why I get two.
If it just only one I can bite it and walk around.
Holding taiyaki in both hands and walking in the mall look so stupid.
I am not a type of "my woo" girl.
*my woo:まいう delicious. a Japanese word signify the first bite of good taste that let you eat unstoppably. This word is common word among fat hungry TV talents.
And I found that all tables are really full.
So many families.
Everyone enjoys takoyaki.
Takoyaki is a ping pong ball sized cake, it usually served with six or eight balls.
It has many kinds of flavors.
The standard one is far popular than any other arranged takoyaki.
Each ball has a piece of octopus, wrapped by soft knead flour, and baked in a special mold.
The heated air expands inside the mold and just after baked, you put a special sauce, Otafuku.
Otafuku is a company name, their sauce is so special, it contains so many things in side and vegetable, fruit, and more and more.
and more, takoyaki wears crown on it.
Red ginger, dried bonito flakes, sliced radishes.
And you put the ball into your mouth while it is hot.
Even if you burn your mouth it is not a matter, the taste wins.
For adult, takoyaki is small enough that can have space in your mouth, so while you spin and ventilate hot takoyaki produced air, you can swallow it.
But for kids it is too big then it takes long time to finish only one ball.
So, all seats are occupied with families means that I will not have an opportunity to have a seat.
Luckily, the sky is so clear, wind is pleasant, the sun is not angry, I decided to have a seat at the outside bench.
And anyway, such a pretty girl holds two taiyaki at once and make "my woo" face will disappoint cool guys.
One step out of the facility there is a BBQ field and a lot of event spaces.
A young athletic man in headset is speaking something.
I don't know what he is doing but I want to see how he looks like.
I seated on the bench, looking kids running around, and finally I took out a taiyaki from the paper bag.
The first one was cheese.
Cheese is a fat monster, I wonder again why I got it.
But it is already in my hand.
Wasting food is against SDGs.
So, finish it is for the earth.
The taiyaki was smaller and lighter than I imagined.
So, I still have large room for the next.
The next was ogra-an which is my most favorite.
Taiyaki has fish shape.
Tai is a name of a fish, sea bream.
It has another name here in Japan.
The king of the fish.
My grandfather told me, sea bream was so expensive, so only rich people could eat.
But now at conveyor belt sushi restaurant, sea bream is not that expensive and actually it is more like a daily fish.
And he also told me that octopus was so cheap then ordinary level people eat more octopuses.
But honestly octopus is very expensive, more than tuna.
I would go to supermarket Yaoko later and check if it is true.
Anyway I need to get some frozen noodles.
And now, I have already finished all taiyaki.
I only remember they were warm.
Nothing more.
I bet I can't be a good gourmet reporter like a "my woo" talent.
I overtook snacks then I must walk a bit to consume overloaded calories.
And the destination is so clear.
The hot athletic guy on the event stage!
I swayed away attacking buggies and shopping carts and overshot the standing people flattering my hair like a Hollywood celebrity in Rodeo Drive in Los Angeles.
I only saw the place on a movie, pretty woman.
I walked exactly like a Julia Roberts in high brand suits.
I finally reach there.
In the movie Richard Gere comes to pick her.
But in reality it is opposite, the heroine appears in front of the prince.
The scene in the movie was sorrowful.
They know "It must have been love" but they go other ways.
But look at this situation.
A path around the shopping mall facility is only one big track.
There is no escape, it is fenced.
So, my future is promised.
Finally, I reached there.
And a staff led me just in front of him.
Must it be the destiny or the fate?
The athletic cool guy with shiny white teeth smiled and looked into my eyes and pointed me.
The fate.
The fate the god produced has finally come.
And he hold the headset microphone with his left hand and said.
"Hello, everyone."
He looked at me more sharply.
"Don't you think you got fat lately?"
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2026- The Rival Is My XXS-Size Mannequin
CAST
Misaki Urasaki: female, age:28, height:158cm(5'2"), Weight:59kg(130lbs), BMI:23.63, waist:72cm(28in)
Just slightly below average Japanese. Working for "Angel's Syndicate", an apparel company in Tokyo
Hina Iwatsuki: female, age:24, height:165cm(5'5"), Weight:51kg(112lbs), BMI:18.73, waist:61cm(24in)
A temporary employee of Angel's Syndicate. Very adorable, good attitude, always smiling.
Yo 'Vogue' Abe:Misaki's manager.
Divorced, single mother.A kind of executive woman who is addicted to business.
Shota Akigase:Misaki thinks he is only one of Misaki's co-workers. But maybe...
The Insane Site:
Hijacking Misaki's smartphone and running weird quizzes. Always joking and fooling.
Tinnitus:
Maybe corset fairies.
Nobody knows what they are.
👼Aboo, whispering above the sky high👼
Nice but too much.
👿Deboo, whimpering below the underground👿
Rude but clear.
Author
Jan 'Aboo' Noir
I am a professional curvereator whose ambition is to give anyone in the world hourglass waists.
The indispensable weapon for curvereating is a corset.
By cinching your ribcage, it becomes a slimming posture art: building a cyborg-level silhouette from your underbust to your hips, aligned along your spine.
People call it waist training.